Student's manhood goes missing after shaking fellow student in Uniport

A 100 Level (Fresher) Student's manhood went missing after  he shook hands with a fellow student in 400 Level (More like a year to graduation) in University of Port-harcourt Nigeria. School security and police are now on the case. See what we received

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation. 

DIABOLISM IN DISPLAY! GOD HELP US